u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via selinamcclean)


Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins. The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

(via decayingroses)

I like you because I can never stay mad at you, I can’t stand not talking to you and I can’t stand the thought of losing you. (via hervana)

(Source: icanrelateto, via hervana)

People who are intimidated by you talk bad about you with hopes that others won’t find you so appealing. (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: psych-facts, via variablesandconstant)


How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via saharradesert)


do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

(Source: harrywantsababy, via myfavoritebird)



the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford


(via sweeeeterthanaswisher)

Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart. (via sharleex3)

(Source: we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh, via laceupandskate)

The thought of you with someone else makes me want to rip my eyes out. My thoughts (via soulsscrawl)

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